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Jul 23

7-22: ITS MY BIRFDAY

allisonomnom:

School starts in 6 days, or something like that. Still need to finish hecka stuff, lololol. Fuck my life =| Whatever, my fault anyway. Orientation tomorrow.

Today I went to see I Love You, Beth Cooper with Ana Miguel, Angela, and Lauren. Afterward, we went to Manny’s and then Yogurt My Way =] On the way to Yogurt My Way, we saw a pedophile =/ Ana Miguel made us turn and then use a back part to get to YMW. Lol. It was om nom nom worthy, again.

“I think my dad wants us to have sex”
“With each other?”

LAWL.

Jul 22

Thanks Allison


Create Your Own Sea Kitten at peta2.com!

Jul 21

allisonomnom:

whoistravisclark:

Should I touch it?? Or will it kill me haha?



Those freak me out so bad omg ;__;



KABUTO!!!

allisonomnom:

whoistravisclark:

Should I touch it?? Or will it kill me haha?
Those freak me out so bad omg ;__;
KABUTO!!!

today…

allisonomnom:

was fun =]
City Meet wasn’t as terribly hot, but we left kind of early.
Saw Taylor, Mary, Matt, Megan, Bruce, Bruce, James, and Sara.

Ana Miguel persuaded James to join Tiger. lolol.
She has a way with words. haha.
Angela is so funny omg.
We went to lunch at Manny’s and then afterward, Yogurt My Way! :D :D :D
Yogurt is awesome =]

And I decided to turn Ana Miguel’s life into a movie because it will be more inspirational than Chris’s. Lol. Well kind of since Ana Miguel plans to go to the Olympics from not losing the bets she makes with Marshall. Lololol. Sorry Chris.

I am tired lol =[

MY LIFE STORY BIOGRAPHY MOVIE WILL BE FUCKING GREAT! ALIENS + WILL SMIFF = BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT!

Jul 09

One of my favorite lines

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Jul 07

Don’t you hate it when

You take a dump in a public bathroom and forget to go pee so then you stroll back on down to the urinals i feel like an idiot.
I also hate when you take a dump and then you get out of the bathroom all clean and then have to take another dump.

Sorry for talking about dumps its honestly pissing me off

Jul 06

Daily Random Fact About Allison!

allisonomnom:

I have changed a lot within the last three years.

Lol vague.

hahaha Your moms changed a lot in the past 3 years!